ප්‍රශ්න සහ පිලිතුරු

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ප්‍රශ්න සහ පිලිතුරු

Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student:Mahatma Gandhi was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:
Mahatma Gandhi was four years old.

Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing student



Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE



Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday



Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!



Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."



Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)