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<blockquote data-quote="roshancs05" data-source="post: 10432813" data-attributes="member: 151985"><p><strong>ප්රශ්න සහ පිලිතුරු</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><strong><em> Teacher: What happened in 1869? </em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><strong><em>Student:Mahatma Gandhi was born. </em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><strong><em>Teacher :What happened in 1873? </em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><strong><em>Student:</em></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><strong><em>Mahatma </em></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><strong><em>Gandhi was four years old. </em></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong><em><span style="color: Black"></span></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong><em><span style="color: Black"></span></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong><em><span style="color: Black"></span></em></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong><em> Question:What is the fullform of maths. </em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing student</em></strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008080"><strong><em> Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ? </em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008080"><strong><em>Student : BROTHERLY LOVE </em></strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong><em>Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. </em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong><em>Student:A holiday </em></strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><em> Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. </em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><em>Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it. </em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><em>Teacher :Why? </em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><em>Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!! </em></strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000"><strong><em> Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? " </em></strong></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000"><strong><em>Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time." </em></strong></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800080"><strong><em> Teacher: How old is ur father. </em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800080"><strong><em>Sunny:As old as I am. </em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800080"><strong><em>Teacher:How is it possible? </em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800080"><strong><em>Sunny:He became father only after I was born. 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[QUOTE="roshancs05, post: 10432813, member: 151985"] [b]ප්රශ්න සහ පිලිතුරු[/b] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=Black][B][I] Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student:Mahatma Gandhi was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:[/I][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=Black][B][I]Mahatma [/I][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=Black][B][I]Gandhi was four years old. [/I][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][B][I][COLOR=Black] [/COLOR][/I][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][B][I] Question:What is the fullform of maths. Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing student[/I][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008080][B][I] Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ? Student : BROTHERLY LOVE [/I][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000080][B][I]Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student:A holiday [/I][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000][B][I] Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!! [/I][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000][B][I] Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? " Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time." [/I][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800080][B][I] Teacher: How old is ur father. Sunny:As old as I am. Teacher:How is it possible? Sunny:He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank) [/I][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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