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<blockquote data-quote="Rahula Kasun" data-source="post: 25066543" data-attributes="member: 458791"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><p style="text-align: center">---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></span><p style="text-align: center"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><p style="text-align: center">People are getting more and more creative. DESI PUNS**</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">1. Laxman to Seeta: Stay offline.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">2. Mayawati ctrl+alt+dalit.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">3. My watch is stuck between 2 and 2:30; it's a do or dhai situation.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">4. Vishwanathan Anand gets tense when the waiter asks, 'Check de doon?'.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">5. After two hours of intense grilling, the potato cried, 'Main Batata hun, main Batata hun...'</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">6. A well-executed theft without any fingerprints is a stainless steal.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">7. Sita after seeing Hanuman in Lanka for the first time, 'Yahoo! Messenger'.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">8. Friends pay food bills on a de-tu-de basis.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">9. 'I laughed yesterday' in Hindi, 'Michael Hussey'.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">10. An old lady asked me the way to the temple; I replied, 'Magistrate'.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">11. Rahul Dravid's wristwatch is technically a wall clock.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">13. Toll Booths are nothing but Bill Gates.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">14. The way to the cemetery, 'Go straight and take the last rite.'</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">15. The salaried class feel that the changing nature of taxes is too TDS.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">Enjoy this classy-classic set of Puns.</p><p></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rahula Kasun, post: 25066543, member: 458791"] [SIZE="5"][CENTER]---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/CENTER][/SIZE] [CENTER]:D:D:D:D:D[/CENTER] [SIZE="4"][CENTER]People are getting more and more creative. DESI PUNS** 1. Laxman to Seeta: Stay offline. 2. Mayawati ctrl+alt+dalit. 3. My watch is stuck between 2 and 2:30; it's a do or dhai situation. 4. Vishwanathan Anand gets tense when the waiter asks, 'Check de doon?'. 5. After two hours of intense grilling, the potato cried, 'Main Batata hun, main Batata hun...' 6. A well-executed theft without any fingerprints is a stainless steal. 7. Sita after seeing Hanuman in Lanka for the first time, 'Yahoo! Messenger'. 8. Friends pay food bills on a de-tu-de basis. 9. 'I laughed yesterday' in Hindi, 'Michael Hussey'. 10. An old lady asked me the way to the temple; I replied, 'Magistrate'. 11. Rahul Dravid's wristwatch is technically a wall clock. 13. Toll Booths are nothing but Bill Gates. 14. The way to the cemetery, 'Go straight and take the last rite.' 15. The salaried class feel that the changing nature of taxes is too TDS. Enjoy this classy-classic set of Puns.[/CENTER][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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