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<blockquote data-quote="Rahula Kasun" data-source="post: 25066558" data-attributes="member: 458791"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><p style="text-align: center">---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></span><p style="text-align: center"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><p style="text-align: center">Political Sex.......... <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😜" title="Winking face with tongue :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f61c.png" data-shortname=":stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:" /> </p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">A husband and wife are campaigning for a friend who is contesting the local elections. They both become so busy that they do not think of anything but the elections -- so much so that they communicate about everything in 'political language'. </p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">One night the husband wants to have sex desperately, but seeing the wife busy doing some work, goes to her and says,</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">"I would like to put my candidate in your constituency." </p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">The wife, not realizing this was meant for something else, without raising her head says, "Our party is not going to accept this." </p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">The husband is disappointed but he goes to sleep. </p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">After some time the wife realizes what the husband meant, so she wakes him up and tells him, "Darling, now you can put your candidate in my constituency." </p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">The husband replied, "Sorry, I cannot do that any more.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">My candidate stood independently and lost his deposit !!!"</p><p></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rahula Kasun, post: 25066558, member: 458791"] [SIZE="5"][CENTER]---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/CENTER][/SIZE] [CENTER]:D:D:D:D:D[/CENTER] [SIZE="4"][CENTER]Political Sex.......... 😜 A husband and wife are campaigning for a friend who is contesting the local elections. They both become so busy that they do not think of anything but the elections -- so much so that they communicate about everything in 'political language'. One night the husband wants to have sex desperately, but seeing the wife busy doing some work, goes to her and says, "I would like to put my candidate in your constituency." The wife, not realizing this was meant for something else, without raising her head says, "Our party is not going to accept this." The husband is disappointed but he goes to sleep. After some time the wife realizes what the husband meant, so she wakes him up and tells him, "Darling, now you can put your candidate in my constituency." The husband replied, "Sorry, I cannot do that any more. My candidate stood independently and lost his deposit !!!"[/CENTER][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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