මර්වින් මාමා

[kanchana shiran]

Mervyn Silva: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Mervyn Silva: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

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Mervyn Silva: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Mervyn Silva: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".

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Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Mervyn Silva to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?


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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Mervyn Silva: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.


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Mervyn Silva in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Mervyn Silva: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"

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Mervyn Silva got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
MS replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.

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Mervyn Silva: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Mervyn Silva: 3 Months Ago
Dr: Wat were u doing till now?
Mervyn Silva: We were using duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
Mervyn Silva: We lost the duplicate key!!

 

[kavindu47]

ubata sure da mervin silva kiyala
meka ubata una deyak wennath beri ne

 

[thilangr8]

DR. moodaya ...

 

[MACAVITY]

ela ela maxxxa jokes

 

[ra20002]

hehe elz

 

[westpra]

mervin chaa...

 

[lucky_lakshitha]

miniha pissek...
nathnam GEn: Sarath ta ohoma karaida...

 

[chamaz]

 

[Shguts]

hahhaha

 

[Rasimmh]

elzzz

 

[urajdrlk]

 

[kumu123]

Mervyn Silva:[/COLOR] Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Mervyn Silva: 3 Months Ago
Dr: Wat were u doing till now?
Mervyn Silva: We were using duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
Mervyn Silva: We lost the duplicate key!!



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I love this one. ela.....

 

[sharki333]

hik hikkkkkzzz

 

[Djram]

mervin me wage mdayek thamai.. he he

 

[sltcdma]

hik