ලස්සනම ලස්සන SmS Mega Collection....(Updaing)

[laknath123]

ela.z..keep up

 

[Malith Sanka]

Last night I went to bed without u.
Cold, thinking of u,
Missing ur warmth,
Your soft touch against my skin.
Where were u last night?



My blanket…

Funny
He came at night, exposed my body,
got on top of me, touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied, he left
I was hurt . . .
Bloody…

Mosquito !

මේ දෙක නම් පට්ට

 

[laknath123]

Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,”please santa send me a brother”
Santa wrote back,
“SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”
hohoho!

 

[laknath123]

Teacher to student: There is two type of sex on earth, male and female.
A student: Teacher I know few more.
Teacher: What?
Student: Gay sex, lesbian sex and online sex.....

 

[sudumalli2009]

එල එල සහෝ දිගටම කරගෙන යමු....

 

[Dreams001]

elaaaaaaaaaaaa! sup eka dennam.

 

[laknath123]

Patta Funny

When u get this SMS, send it to
One person u love,
One u hate,
One u always think of &
One u wish to kill.
Now keep guessing why I send it to u!!

 

[laknath123]

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So, I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: For u and ur parents.

 

[laknath123]

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

 

[ukarox]

Math can b fun
Add a bed,
Subtract our clothes,
Divide ur legs n
v cn multiply.....

 

[laknath123]

Math can b fun
Add a bed,
Subtract our clothes,
Divide ur legs n
v cn multiply.....

 

[muvindu]

ela ela..wade niyamai

 

[Malith Sanka]

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So, I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: For u and ur parents.

Patta Funny

When u get this SMS, send it to
One person u love,
One u hate,
One u always think of &
One u wish to kill.
Now keep guessing why I send it to u!!

අඩෝ පට්ටයි බන්
කොහෙන්ද බන් උබට මේවා??

 

[laknath123]

If u read this, I'm Smart.
If u save this, you agree that I'm Smart.
If u fwd this, u r spreading that I'm Smart &
If u delete this, u r jealous coz I'm Smart

 

[Kalindugayan]

niyamai machn
keep updating

 

[akilar25]

Good Night SMS.

Shut down your eyes.

Log on to your memories.

Delete all your sorrow.

Recycle your good hopes.

Good Night and Sweet Dreams.

 

[laknath123]

Good Night SMS.

Shut down your eyes.

Log on to your memories.

Delete all your sorrow.

Recycle your good hopes.

Good Night and Sweet Dreams.

patta ekak..........thanks...........

 

[laknath123]

Never think of the past, it brings tears...
If you think of the future, it brings fears...
So, live life in the present and drink ********!

 

[laknath123]

Shut Up
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up......

 

[laknath123]

Yesterday whole night i was thinking about U
Only n only U

U

U

And only U

Now I m thinking about V
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Tonight i ll think about W X Y & Z...!!!