ලස්සනම ලස්සන SmS Mega Collection....(Updaing)

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    2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
     

    laknath123

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    Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
    It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
    WIFE satys No, it means -
    With Idiot for Ever
     

    laknath123

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    Whats the closest thing to a womans period?
    Your salary.
    It comes once a month,
    lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesnt come,everythings f~cked
     

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    A Wife is sleeping in the middle of the night, she suddenly shouts: "Get up quickly my hasband is here!!!"
    the man gets up from the bed, jumps out the window, hurts himslef and then realizes "Damn, I am the hasband!!!"
    Who's guilty in the situation?
     

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    BEST FRIENDS,

    They love u but they are not your lover..
    They care for u but they are not from your family..
    They are ready to share your pain but they are not in your blood relation.
    They are..
    Friends!!!
    True friends scolds like a Dad!
    Cares like a Mom!
    Teases like a Sister!
    Irritates like a Brother!

    [FONT=&quot]and finally loves u more than a lover.

    That's whats friends are...
    :yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes:
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