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Message: <blockquote data-quote="goest" data-source="post: 9697780" data-attributes="member: 305320"><p><strong>විස්ටා වල FUNNY     ERROR</strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">මට මේක අහම්බෙන් හම්බඋනේ.ඒක හින්දා දැම්මා ඕං</span>.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><u><strong>The following are new Error Messages seen in Windows Vista:</strong></u></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">4) Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">6) Close your eyes and press escape three times. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">8) This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game? </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">9) Windows message: "You have just made a </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">type mismatch! Shall I format your brain?"</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">10) This is a message from God: "Rebooting the universe, please log off." </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">11) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">12) BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">13) COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup and press any key. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">14) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N) </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">15) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">16) Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N) </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">17) Runtime Error 6D at 417 A:32CF: Incompetent User.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">18) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N) </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">19) WinErr 547: LPT1 not found... Use backup... PENCIL & PAPER. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">20) User Error: Replace user. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">21) Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "OS/2 found: Remove it? (Y/Y)" </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">22) Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic. Evidence Nuker Software will permanently delete everything you want erased.</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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