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Message: <blockquote data-quote="JHHA" data-source="post: 9541124" data-attributes="member: 231232">වෛද්‍ය විද්‍යාවේ දියුණුව...!!! (Eng)A man went to the doctor’s with a bad wrist and after a quickexamination, he was transferred to the accident andemergency unit at the local hospital. Immediately on gettingthere, the nurse asked him for a urine sample which hethought was a very odd thing to ask for, considering it was hiswrist that hurt. However, nurse insisted, so he did as shewished. Fifteen minutes later, he was ushered in to see thedoctor who told him he had dislocated his wrist.“Don’t tell me you learnt that from the urine sample,”<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused    :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" />laughed the man.“Oh yes we did,” insisted the doctor, “there have been suchgreat developments in medicine and we now have a foolproofway of diagnosing many complaints just by taking aurine sample.”<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" />After the man was patched up, he left for home. Anappointment was made to see him in six weeks’ time, whenhe had to bring along another sample. On the day of thenext visit, the man decided to test just how good the newmethod was so he peed in the jar, got his wife and daughterto do the same, as well as the cat, and also masturbate into it.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo    :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" />This time, the analysis took much longer, but eventually hegot in to see the doctor.“Well? What’s wrong?” he asked.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" />The doctor looked at him very seriously and replied, “Yourwrist is much better, but your wife has syphilis, your daughter ispregnant, the cat has fleas and if you continue masturbating, yourwrist will worsen.”<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/frown.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":frown:" title="Frown    :frown:" data-shortname=":frown:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked    :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool    :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool    :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" />හොඳනම් අගයකරලා, විචාරයකුත් දෙන්න!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /></blockquote>

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