හැමෝම දන්නා ඒත් නොදන්න දෙයක්.......
Hey, Did you know?...
* In ancient England people could not have sex unless they had
consent of the king (unless they were in the Royal Family ).
* When people wanted to have a baby, they had to get the consent of the
king, and the king gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex.
* The placard had (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it.
* Hence that's where the word F**k came from.
* Now, aren't you glad you learned something new today ?
The Great dentist
A guy and a girl met at a bar. They're getting along so well that they
decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes
off
his shirt and washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes
his hands. So the girl looks at him and says: "You must be a dentist!"
The guy all surprised says "Yes ... how did you figure that out?" The
girl replies: "Easy, you keep washing your hands". One thing led to
another and
they make love. After they were done, the girl says: "You must be a
GREAT dentist!" The guy was very very surprised, he says: "Yes, I sure
am a great dentist. How did you figure that out?"
The girl says: 'Easy
... I didn't feel a thing."
CONDOM
One day a white lady and her husband were getting to make love the
wife
said ...
-Darling go and buy one condom in the depanner cause I dont want to
get
pregnant.
The husband went...
Depanner White condom...25 cents
black condom...50 cents
orange condom..75 cents
The husband choose the black one cause the white one was too low
quality
and the orange one was too expensif...
(During this time,at home...)
The wife had a negro secret lover and he came and made sex to
her...(without condom)
................ 5 years later ........................
The couple had a baby and he was now aged of 4 years old and he asked
to
the father( the white one)...
kid-Dad how come you and mom are white and me black?
Dad-Be happy son,if I have spent 25 more cents you would be orange....
( Dont laugh too much ...you will get hurt) <("_")
Sorry If repost!
Hey, Did you know?...
* In ancient England people could not have sex unless they had
consent of the king (unless they were in the Royal Family ).
* When people wanted to have a baby, they had to get the consent of the
king, and the king gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex.
* The placard had (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it.
* Hence that's where the word F**k came from.
* Now, aren't you glad you learned something new today ?
The Great dentist
A guy and a girl met at a bar. They're getting along so well that they
decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes
off
his shirt and washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes
his hands. So the girl looks at him and says: "You must be a dentist!"
The guy all surprised says "Yes ... how did you figure that out?" The
girl replies: "Easy, you keep washing your hands". One thing led to
another and
they make love. After they were done, the girl says: "You must be a
GREAT dentist!" The guy was very very surprised, he says: "Yes, I sure
am a great dentist. How did you figure that out?"
The girl says: 'Easy... I didn't feel a thing."
CONDOM
One day a white lady and her husband were getting to make love the
wife
said ...
-Darling go and buy one condom in the depanner cause I dont want to
get
pregnant.
The husband went...
Depanner White condom...25 cents
black condom...50 cents
orange condom..75 cents
The husband choose the black one cause the white one was too low
quality
and the orange one was too expensif...
(During this time,at home...)
The wife had a negro secret lover and he came and made sex to
her...(without condom)
................ 5 years later ........................
The couple had a baby and he was now aged of 4 years old and he asked
to
the father( the white one)...
kid-Dad how come you and mom are white and me black?
Dad-Be happy son,if I have spent 25 more cents you would be orange....
( Dont laugh too much ...you will get hurt) <("_")
Sorry If repost!
