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<blockquote data-quote="Robin Hood of Sherwood" data-source="post: 16230746" data-attributes="member: 379618"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">The Italian Man Who went to Malta.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">[YOUTUBE]m1TnzCiUSI0[/YOUTUBE]</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">The Hamburger Fun</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">[YOUTUBE]U1P_Nfj_ozo[/YOUTUBE]</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Funny language translation</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">[YOUTUBE]TJ34d-KOEKU[/YOUTUBE]</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">FUNNY! 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