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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Cool D" data-source="post: 9671858" data-attributes="member: 329006">[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be        miserable, Or get married and wish you were dead.        [/FONT]        <img src="http://img1.funscrape.com/en/dividers/38.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />        At a cocktail party, one woman said        to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong        finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'        <img src="http://img1.funscrape.com/en/dividers/38.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />        A lady inserted an ad in the        classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day she received a hundred        letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'               <img src="http://img1.funscrape.com/en/dividers/38.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />        A man is incomplete until he is        married. Then he is finished.        <img src="http://img1.funscrape.com/en/dividers/38.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />        A little boy asked his father,        'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' Father replied, 'I        don't know son, I'm still paying.'        <img src="http://img1.funscrape.com/en/dividers/38.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />        A young son asked, 'Is it true        Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he        marries her?' Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'               <img src="http://img1.funscrape.com/en/dividers/38.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />        Then there was a woman who said,        'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, And by        then, it was too late.'        <img src="http://img1.funscrape.com/en/dividers/38.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />        Marriage is the triumph of        imagination over intelligence.        <img src="http://img1.funscrape.com/en/dividers/38.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />        If you want your spouse to listen        and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.               <img src="http://img1.funscrape.com/en/dividers/38.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />        Just think, if it weren't for        marriage, men would go through life        thinking they had no faults        at all.        <img src="http://img1.funscrape.com/en/dividers/38.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />        First guy says, 'My wife's an        angel!' Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'               <img src="http://img1.funscrape.com/en/dividers/38.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />        [FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]Dalai Lama was asked “What thing        about humanity surprises you the most?” His answer was as follows:        “Man, Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money,        [/FONT]        [FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]then he        sacrifices his money to recuperate his health, then [/FONT]        [FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]he        is so anxious[/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif] about the        future [/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]that he doesn't enjoy        the present, [/FONT]        [FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]then as        a result he doesn't live in the present or the future then he lives as        [/FONT]        [FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]if        he’s never going to die, then he dies having never really lived.”               <img src="http://img1.funscrape.com/en/dividers/38.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> [/FONT]        [FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]Gentle        exercise for the more mature. I tried it, I liked it, you will        too![/FONT]               [FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]The         older we get the more important it is to  incorporate        exercise into our daily routine This is necessary to maintain        cardiovascular health and maintain muscle mass.[/FONT]               [FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]Always        consult your doctor before starting any exercise program![/FONT]               [FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]SCROLL        DOWN... v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v NOW        SCROLL UP...[/FONT]               [FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]That's        enough for the first day.  Great job. <img src="http://oi55.tinypic.com/e6qaud.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sad.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Sad    :(" data-shortname=":(" />SORRY IF THIS IS RE-POST<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sad.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Sad    :(" data-shortname=":(" /> [/FONT] </blockquote>

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