♦♦♦ Funny,Love ,Adult SMS Thread ♦♦♦

[Inshaffadhil]

You think I'm nice, I think you're nice.

You think I'm kind, I think you're kind.

You think I can be trusted, I think you can.

You think I'm cute, and I think you're right.

 

[Inshaffadhil]

Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left b****t
tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d
breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!

 

[Inshaffadhil]

24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life!**

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Touch my heart u'll feel, Listen to my heart u'll hear, Look into my heart u'll see, That u'll always be a special part of me.

 

[Inshaffadhil]

Boy: i'm 20 year old, and U??

Girl: i'm also 20...

Boy: O then lets go...

Girl: But Where??

Boy: Bedroom...

Girl: Why??

Boy: Lets play a 20, 20 match

 

[Inshaffadhil]

First night,
grandma wear miniskirt
grandpa dont care it

Second night,
grandma wear bra and underwear
grandpa shoked

Third night,
grandma n***d
grandpa asked:why u wear the rinkle shirt,if u want 2
wear it,iron it!!!

 

[Renesas]

hikzz

 

[Inshaffadhil]

AIDS awareness slogan
"EITHER USE FIRST HAND OR USE JUST HAND"...

 

[roxter]

 

[Java00]

kata hari athdakeemak thiyanawadoooooo

 

[Planthis]

Have u gt more?...

 

[Inshaffadhil]

I've 2 tell U sumthing,
but,
i dont wanna upset U.
My doctor has found stones in my liver,
sand in my kidney...
n...
U in my HEART ! ! !

 

[Inshaffadhil]

I cry for the time that you were almost mine, I cry for the memories I've left behind, I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new, I cry for the times I thought I had you.

 

[Inshaffadhil]

This is an adult SMS..
People over age 18 press down
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Election is coming...Please vote..

 

[Inshaffadhil]

A man came home to find his wife in bed with his friend,
"What's going on here?" demanded the husband.
"See," said the wife to her lover, "I told you he was stupid."

 

[jithendra]

I cry for the time that you were almost mine, I cry for the memories I've left behind, I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new, I cry for the times I thought I had you.

awsm....

 

[Inshaffadhil]

You don't know what you have until you lose it..
but the fact is..,
you always know what you have..
you just never thought you would lose it
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I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
Dont be so confused, I love other alphabets too
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people love money..bee love honey..flower love dew..but i love you

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"tear is a silent language of love.When the tears come with reason - u got some problem. But when tears come without reason - u miss someone"

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[Planthis]

Hey frd.... Need more...

 

[Inshaffadhil]

Hey frd.... Need more...

onna ehenam daanawa

 

[coolkasun]

Nice Shirt , Iron IT

 

[Inshaffadhil]

IN THE MORNING I CAN'T SLEEP CUZ I MISS U
IN THE NOON I CAN'T EAT CUZ I MISS YOU
IN THE NIGHT I CAN'T SLEEP CUZ AM HUNGRY