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Message: <blockquote data-quote="mbj" data-source="post: 1192606" data-attributes="member: 16263"><p style="text-align: center">A young man married a beautiful woman who had</p> <p style="text-align: center">previously divorced ten husbands.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">On their wedding night, she told her new husband,</p> <p style="text-align: center">"Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin".</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">"What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be</p> <p style="text-align: center">if you've been married ten times?</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he</p> <p style="text-align: center">kept telling me how great it's going to be.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never</p> <p style="text-align: center">really sure how it was supposed to function, but he</p> <p style="text-align: center">said he'd look into it and get back to me.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said</p> <p style="text-align: center">everything checked out diagnostically but he just</p> <p style="text-align: center">couldn't get the system up.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew</p> <p style="text-align: center">he had the order, he didn't know when he would be</p> <p style="text-align: center">able to deliver.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic</p> <p style="text-align: center">process but wanted three years to research,</p> <p style="text-align: center">implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he</p> <p style="text-align: center">thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it</p> <p style="text-align: center">was his job or not.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a</p> <p style="text-align: center">product, he was never sure how to position it.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was</p> <p style="text-align: center">talk about it.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look</p> <p style="text-align: center">at it.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did</p> <p style="text-align: center">was.. ...... God I miss him!</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">"You're a Tax Man...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna</p> <p style="text-align: center">get screwed!" </p></blockquote><p></p>

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