A young man married a beautiful woman who had
previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
"Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin".
"What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be
if you've been married ten times?
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he
kept telling me how great it's going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never
really sure how it was supposed to function, but he
said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said
everything checked out diagnostically but he just
couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew
he had the order, he didn't know when he would be
able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic
process but wanted three years to research,
implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he
thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it
was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a
product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was
talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look
at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did
was.. ...... God I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"You're a Tax Man...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna
get screwed!"
previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
"Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin".
"What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be
if you've been married ten times?
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he
kept telling me how great it's going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never
really sure how it was supposed to function, but he
said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said
everything checked out diagnostically but he just
couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew
he had the order, he didn't know when he would be
able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic
process but wanted three years to research,
implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he
thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it
was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a
product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was
talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look
at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did
was.. ...... God I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"You're a Tax Man...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna
get screwed!"
ROFL
