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<blockquote data-quote="elathamai" data-source="post: 2520016" data-attributes="member: 67024"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'One Stroke Script LET'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #000000">15 Pieces Of Advice For Woman</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">1. </span></span></span><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">**********</p></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.</p><p></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">**********</p></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.</p><p></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">********** </p></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.</p><p></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">**********</p></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.</p><p></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">**********</p></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.</p><p></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">**********</p></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.</p><p></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">**********</p></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.</p><p></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">**********</p></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.</p><p></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">**********</p></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.</p><p></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">**********</p></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.</p><p></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">**********</p></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.</p><p></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">**********</p></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books. </p><p></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">**********</p></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.</p><p></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">**********</p></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"></p></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">15. Sadly, all men are created</p><p></span></span></span></span></a><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">equal!</span></span></span></p><p></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="elathamai, post: 2520016, member: 67024"] [CENTER][FONT=One Stroke Script LET][SIZE=7][COLOR=#000000]15 Pieces Of Advice For Woman[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][LEFT][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue]1. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html"][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue]Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR][/LEFT] [COLOR=#0d0d0d][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/15-pieces-of-advice-for-woman.html"][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue] [LEFT]********** 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.[/LEFT] [LEFT]********** 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.[/LEFT] [LEFT]********** 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.[/LEFT] [LEFT]********** 5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.[/LEFT] [LEFT]********** 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.[/LEFT] [LEFT]********** 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.[/LEFT] [LEFT]********** 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.[/LEFT] [LEFT]********** 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.[/LEFT] [LEFT]********** 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.[/LEFT] [LEFT]********** 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.[/LEFT] [LEFT]********** 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.[/LEFT] [LEFT]********** 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books. [/LEFT] [LEFT]********** 14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.[/LEFT] [LEFT]********** 15. Sadly, all men are created[/LEFT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][LEFT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue]equal![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/LEFT] [/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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