Q: What do you call a Bhaiyyaji with his hand up a buffalo's ass?
A: A mechanic.
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Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and an Indian wife?
A: Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mother.
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Q: The three words men hate to hear most during sex:
A: "Are you in?"
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Q: The three words women hate to hear most during sex:
A: "Honey, I'm home!"
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A: A mechanic.
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Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and an Indian wife?
A: Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
******
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
******
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mother.
******
Q: The three words men hate to hear most during sex:
A: "Are you in?"
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Q: The three words women hate to hear most during sex:
A: "Honey, I'm home!"
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