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Message: <blockquote data-quote="unknown" data-source="post: 1840047" data-attributes="member: 1935">Jim and Edna were both patients in a mentalhospital.One day, while they were walking past the hospitalswimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into thedeep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool andstayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to savehim. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.When the Director of Nursing became aware ofEdna's heroic act, she considered her to bementally stable. When she went to tell Edna thenews she said,"Edna, I have good news and badnews. The good news is you're beingdischarged - since you were able to rationallyrespond to a crisis by jumping in and saving thelife of another patient - I have concludedthat your act displays soundness of mind.The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved,hung himself in his bathroom with the belt to hisrobe, right after you saved him. I am sorry, but he'sdead."Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put himthere to dry. When can I go home?"***************************************************************************************Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother wasmaking dinner. His birthday was coming up and hethought this was a good time to tell his mother what hewanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into troubleat school and at home. Bobby's mother asked him if hethought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby,of course thought he did.Bobby's mother, wanted Bobby to reflect on his behaviourover the last year. "Go to your room, Bobby, and think about howyou have behaved this year. The write a letter to God and tellhim why you deserve a bike for your birthday."Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat downto write God a letter.Letter 1Dear God,I have been a good boy this year and I would likea bike for my birthday. I want a red one.Your friend,BobbyBobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not beena very good boy this year, so he tore up the letterand started over.Letter 2Dear God,This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this yearand I would like a red bike for my birthday.Thank you,Your friend BobbyBobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, hetore up the letter and started again.Letter 3Dear God,I have been an "OK" boy this year, I still would really likea bike for my birthday.BobbyBobby knew he could not send this letter to God either.So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.Letter 4God,I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am verysorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bikefor my birthday. Please!Thank you,BobbyBobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was notgoing to get him a bike. Now, Bobby was cery upset.He went downstairs and told his mom that hewanted to go to church. Bobby's mother thougth her planworked, as Bobby looked very sad."Just be home in time for dinner.", Bobby's mother told him.Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner.Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar.He looked around to see if anyone was there. Bobby went down andpicked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped the statue underhis shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house,and up to his room. He shut the door to his roomand sat down with a piece of paper anda pen. Bobby began to write a letter to God.Letter 5God,I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANTTO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.</blockquote>

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