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<blockquote data-quote="hypercool" data-source="post: 9673614" data-attributes="member: 313358"><p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://www.epidemicfun.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/vacation-computer.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">Computer does not care how you look.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">Computer can’t be angry if you not respond immediately.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">Computer always wait for you</span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">Computer can’t have PMS.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">Computer never forgets your birthday.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">Computer can’t compare you to previous user.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">Computer did not accept calls from previous users.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">Computer doesn’t say: “Do you come home now?”</span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">Computer doesn’t ask: “Do you have another computer?”</span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">Computer never start a conversation about marriage.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">Computers don’t care if you’re married.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">Computer can’t look your phone book or digging through your pockets.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">Computer is simply Start and Shut down.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">You can share computer with friends.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">Computer doesn’t make a scene when you arrive home late.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">Computer not shave his legs with your razor.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">Computer will not call you 100 times a day.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">You don’t need to say him that you love him.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">Computer doesn’t care for the difference in years.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">Computer has a warranty.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="hypercool, post: 9673614, member: 313358"] [CENTER][IMG]http://www.epidemicfun.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/vacation-computer.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=green]Computer does not care how you look.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=green]Computer can’t be angry if you not respond immediately.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=green]Computer always wait for you[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=green]Computer can’t have PMS.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=green]Computer never forgets your birthday.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=green]Computer can’t compare you to previous user.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=green]Computer did not accept calls from previous users.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=green]Computer doesn’t say: “Do you come home now?”[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=green]Computer doesn’t ask: “Do you have another computer?”[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=green]Computer never start a conversation about marriage.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=green]Computers don’t care if you’re married.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=green]Computer can’t look your phone book or digging through your pockets.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=green]Computer is simply Start and Shut down.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=green]You can share computer with friends.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=green]Computer doesn’t make a scene when you arrive home late.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=green]Computer not shave his legs with your razor.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=green]Computer will not call you 100 times a day.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=green]You don’t need to say him that you love him.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=green]Computer doesn’t care for the difference in years.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=green]Computer has a warranty.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER]:lol: :lol: :lol:[/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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