20 reasons why computer is better than women

hypercool

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  • Oct 16, 2010
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    Computer does not care how you look.​

    Computer can’t be angry if you not respond immediately.​

    Computer always wait for you​

    Computer can’t have PMS.​

    Computer never forgets your birthday.​

    Computer can’t compare you to previous user.​

    Computer did not accept calls from previous users.​

    Computer doesn’t say: “Do you come home now?”​

    Computer doesn’t ask: “Do you have another computer?”​

    Computer never start a conversation about marriage.​

    Computers don’t care if you’re married.​

    Computer can’t look your phone book or digging through your pockets.​

    Computer is simply Start and Shut down.​

    You can share computer with friends.​

    Computer doesn’t make a scene when you arrive home late.​

    Computer not shave his legs with your razor.​

    Computer will not call you 100 times a day.​

    You don’t need to say him that you love him.​

    Computer doesn’t care for the difference in years.​

    Computer has a warranty.​

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