rocks_lp

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A young lawyer, just out of Law School, was pleading his first case in
South Carolina.

A train had killed twenty-four pigs, and the young attorney was trying to
impress the jury with the magnitude of the injury.

"Yes, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, twenty-four pigs. Imagine,
twenty-four pigs. Twice the number there are in the jury box.":lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: