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Message: <blockquote data-quote="xcorect" data-source="post: 2015716" data-attributes="member: 27281"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">25 REASONS WHY MEN HAVE 2 DOGS AND NOT TWO WIVES</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">1. The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see you.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dog</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don`t hate it.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">4. Dogs don`t notice if you call them by another dog`s name.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">6. A dog`s parents never visit.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">10. Dogs seldom outlive you.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">11. Dogs can`t talk.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">12. You never have to wait for a dog; they`re ready to go 24 hours a day.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">13. Dogs find you amusing when you`re drunk.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">18. A dog will let you put a studded collar and a leash on it without calling you a pervert.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">19. A dog won`t hold out on you to get a new car.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don`t get mad. They just think it`s interesting.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">22. Dogs don`t let magazine articles guide their lives.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">25. Dogs are not allowed in Maceys, Bloomingdales or Neiman-Marcus.</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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