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25 REASONS WHY MEN HAVE 2 DOGS AND NOT TWO WIVES
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<blockquote data-quote="xcorect" data-source="post: 2015716" data-attributes="member: 27281"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">25 REASONS WHY MEN HAVE 2 DOGS AND NOT TWO WIVES</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">1. The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see you.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dog</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don`t hate it.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">4. Dogs don`t notice if you call them by another dog`s name.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">6. A dog`s parents never visit.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">10. Dogs seldom outlive you.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">11. Dogs can`t talk.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">12. You never have to wait for a dog; they`re ready to go 24 hours a day.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">13. Dogs find you amusing when you`re drunk.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">18. A dog will let you put a studded collar and a leash on it without calling you a pervert.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">19. A dog won`t hold out on you to get a new car.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don`t get mad. They just think it`s interesting.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">22. Dogs don`t let magazine articles guide their lives.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">25. Dogs are not allowed in Maceys, Bloomingdales or Neiman-Marcus.</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="xcorect, post: 2015716, member: 27281"] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Magenta"]25 REASONS WHY MEN HAVE 2 DOGS AND NOT TWO WIVES 1. The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dog 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don`t hate it. 4. Dogs don`t notice if you call them by another dog`s name. 5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 6. A dog`s parents never visit. 7. Dogs do not hate their bodies. 8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk. 10. Dogs seldom outlive you. 11. Dogs can`t talk. 12. You never have to wait for a dog; they`re ready to go 24 hours a day. 13. Dogs find you amusing when you`re drunk. 14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 15. Another man will seldom steal your dog. 16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" 17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 18. A dog will let you put a studded collar and a leash on it without calling you a pervert. 19. A dog won`t hold out on you to get a new car. 20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don`t get mad. They just think it`s interesting. 21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater. 22. Dogs don`t let magazine articles guide their lives. 23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep. 24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. 25. Dogs are not allowed in Maceys, Bloomingdales or Neiman-Marcus.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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