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Message: <blockquote data-quote="iRocker" data-source="post: 846498" data-attributes="member: 50034"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Father and Son</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue">[<span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6 and 12 </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"What are these, Dad?</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">To which the man matter-of-factly replies, </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"Those are condoms, son.  Men use them to have safe sex." </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively, </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"Why are there 3 in this package?" </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">The dad replies, </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"Cool" says the boy. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">He notices a 6 pack and asks: "Then who are these for?" </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"Those are for college men," the dad answers, </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack! </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied:</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"Those are for the married men. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: LightBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March...etc."</span></span></span>]</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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