A woman, pregnant with triplets, was walking down the street
when a masked robber runs out of a bank and shoots her three
times in the abdomen.
Luckily, the babies were okay. The surgeon decided to leave the
bullets in because it was too risky to operate.
She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a son.
They were fine for 16 years, and then one day, one of the
daughters walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?"
asked the mother. "I was urinating and this bullet came out,"
replied the girl. The mother told her not to worry and
explained what had happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the
room in tears. "Mom," she said, "I was urinating and this
bullet came out." The mother told her too, not to worry and
explained what happened 16 years ago.
A week later, her son walked into the room in tears.
" It's okay," said the mother, " I know what happened...you
were urinating, and a bullet came out."
"No," said the boy,
"I was masturbating and I shot the dog!".
when a masked robber runs out of a bank and shoots her three
times in the abdomen.
Luckily, the babies were okay. The surgeon decided to leave the
bullets in because it was too risky to operate.
She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a son.
They were fine for 16 years, and then one day, one of the
daughters walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?"
asked the mother. "I was urinating and this bullet came out,"
replied the girl. The mother told her not to worry and
explained what had happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the
room in tears. "Mom," she said, "I was urinating and this
bullet came out." The mother told her too, not to worry and
explained what happened 16 years ago.
A week later, her son walked into the room in tears.
" It's okay," said the mother, " I know what happened...you
were urinating, and a bullet came out."
"No," said the boy,
"I was masturbating and I shot the dog!".
