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Message: <blockquote data-quote="lankasuda" data-source="post: 6811656" data-attributes="member: 155874"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">A woman, pregnant with triplets,  was  walking down the street</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">when a masked robber runs out of a bank and shoots  her three </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">times in the abdomen. </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Luckily, the babies were  okay. The  surgeon decided to leave the </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">bullets in because it was too risky to  operate.  </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a son. </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">They  were  fine for 16 years, and then one day, one of the </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">daughters walked  into the  room in tears. "What's wrong?" </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">asked the mother. "I was urinating  and this  bullet came out," </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">replied the girl. The mother told her not to worry  and  </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">explained what had happened 16 years ago.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">About a week later   the second daughter walked into the </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">room in tears. "Mom," she said,  "I was  urinating and this </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">bullet came out." The mother told her too, not to  worry  and </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">explained what happened 16 years ago. </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">A week later, her  son  walked into the room in tears. </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">" It's okay," said the mother, " I  know what  happened...you </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">were urinating, and a bullet came out." </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"No,"  said  the boy,</span></span>   </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"I was  masturbating  and I shot the dog!".</span></span></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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