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Message: <blockquote data-quote="TΞΞNSTAR™" data-source="post: 1865689" data-attributes="member: 88129"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.  They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their s</span></span> <span style="font-size: 15px">e</span> <span style="font-size: 15px">x life would get started, she </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">with a few</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">word</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">  on how marital s</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> * </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px">e</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> ( </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px">x</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> ) </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"> felt.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">  The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">wedding.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">The</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">  card said nothing but: 'Nescafe'! </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">  Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">got out</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">the</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">  Nescafe jar.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">  It said: 'Good till the last drop'.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">  </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">  </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">  </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">  Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">  </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">  </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">  </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">  </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">  The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">the wedding,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">  and the card read: 'Rothmans'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">  Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">and she </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">read</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">  from the pack: 'Extra Long. King Size'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">  She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">daughter.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">  </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">  The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">waited for a </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">  week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Then after a</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">  whole month, a card finally arrived.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">  Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'<span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"> Etihad Airways</span></span>'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">  Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">pages</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">fearing</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">  the worst, and finally found the ad for EA.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">   The ad said: 'Ten times a day, seven days a week, both </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">ways.'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">  </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">  </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">  </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">   Mom fainted!</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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