A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their s e x life would get started, she
made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon
with a few
word
on how marital s * e ( x ) felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the
wedding.
The
card said nothing but: 'Nescafe'!
Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and
got out
the
Nescafe jar.
It said: 'Good till the last drop'.
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after
the wedding,
and the card read: 'Rothmans'
Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes,
and she
read
from the pack: 'Extra Long. King Size'
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her
daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom
waited for a
week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing.
Then after a
whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words
' Etihad Airways'
Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the
pages
fearing
the worst, and finally found the ad for EA.
The ad said: 'Ten times a day, seven days a week, both
ways.'
Mom fainted!
made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon
with a few
word
on how marital s * e ( x ) felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the
wedding.
The
card said nothing but: 'Nescafe'!
Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and
got out
the
Nescafe jar.
It said: 'Good till the last drop'.
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after
the wedding,
and the card read: 'Rothmans'
Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes,
and she
read
from the pack: 'Extra Long. King Size'
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her
daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom
waited for a
week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing.
Then after a
whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words
' Etihad Airways'
Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the
pages
fearing
the worst, and finally found the ad for EA.
The ad said: 'Ten times a day, seven days a week, both
ways.'
Mom fainted!
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