A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a
short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life
would get started, she
made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few
word on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the
wedding.
The card said nothing but: "Nescafe"!
Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the
Nescafe jar.It said: "Good till the last drop".
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after
the wedding,and the card read: "Rothmans"
Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from
the pack: "Extra Long. King Size"
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom
waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing.Then
after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words
" Etihad Airways"
Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing
the worst, and finally found the ad for EA.
The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both
ways."
Mom fainted!
short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life
would get started, she
made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few
word on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the
wedding.
The card said nothing but: "Nescafe"!
Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the
Nescafe jar.It said: "Good till the last drop".
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after
the wedding,and the card read: "Rothmans"
Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from
the pack: "Extra Long. King Size"
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom
waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing.Then
after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words
" Etihad Airways"
Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing
the worst, and finally found the ad for EA.
The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both
ways."
Mom fainted!
anyway why not AA??
