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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rash87" data-source="post: 1716585" data-attributes="member: 25909"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black">A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black">short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black">would get started, she</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black">made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black">word on how marital sex felt.</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black">The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black">wedding.</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black">The card said nothing but: "Nescafe"!</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black">Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black">Nescafe jar.It said: "Good till the last drop".</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black">Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black">The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black">the wedding,and the card read: "Rothmans"</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black">Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black">the pack: "Extra Long. King Size"</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black">She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black"></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black">The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black">waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing.Then</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black">after a whole month, a card finally arrived.</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black">Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black">" Etihad Airways"</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black">Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black">the worst, and finally found the ad for EA.</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black">The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black">ways."</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Black">Mom fainted!</span></strong></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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