>The Five Minute Management Course
>
>Lesson 1
>
>A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
>shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a
>towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob,
>the next-door neighbor.
>
>Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that
>towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and
>stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and
>leaves.
>
>The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she
>gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the
>next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say
>anything about the $800 he owes me?"
>
>Moral of the story :
>
>If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with
>your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable
>exposure.
>
>Lesson 2
>
>A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing
>her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After
>controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
>
>The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand.
>But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun
>once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
>
>The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
>
>Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
>
>On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It
>said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
>
>Moral of the story:
>
>If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great
>opportunity.
>
>Lesson 3
>
>A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to
>lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes
>out.
>
>The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
>
>"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the
> Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
>
>Puff! She's gone.
>
>"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii ,
>relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of
>Pina Coladas and the love of my life."
>
>Puff! He's gone.
>
>"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
>
>The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
>
>Moral of the story :
>
>Always let your boss have the first say .
>
>
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>Upul Dhanuka 4 sending me his creation
>
>Lesson 1
>
>A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
>shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a
>towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob,
>the next-door neighbor.
>
>Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that
>towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and
>stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and
>leaves.
>
>The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she
>gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the
>next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say
>anything about the $800 he owes me?"
>
>Moral of the story :
>
>If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with
>your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable
>exposure.
>
>Lesson 2
>
>A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing
>her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After
>controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
>
>The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand.
>But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun
>once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
>
>The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
>
>Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
>
>On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It
>said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
>
>Moral of the story:
>
>If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great
>opportunity.
>
>Lesson 3
>
>A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to
>lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes
>out.
>
>The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
>
>"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the
> Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
>
>Puff! She's gone.
>
>"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii ,
>relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of
>Pina Coladas and the love of my life."
>
>Puff! He's gone.
>
>"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
>
>The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
>
>Moral of the story :
>
>Always let your boss have the first say .
>
>
special thanx goes 2
>Upul Dhanuka 4 sending me his creation
