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Message: <blockquote data-quote="chamika123" data-source="post: 828256" data-attributes="member: 49101">>The Five Minute Management Course>>Lesson 1>>A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her>shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a>towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob,>the next-door neighbor.>>Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that>towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and>stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and>leaves.>>The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she>gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the>next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say>anything about the $800 he owes me?">>Moral of the story :>>If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with>your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable>exposure.>>Lesson 2>>A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing>her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After>controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.>>The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand.>But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun>once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?">>The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.">>Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.>>On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It>said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.">>Moral of the story:>>If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great>opportunity.>>Lesson 3>>A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to>lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes>out.>>The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish.">>"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the>  Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.">>Puff! She's gone.>>"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii ,>relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of>Pina Coladas and the love of my life.">>Puff! He's gone.>>"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.>>The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch.">>Moral of the story  :>>Always let your boss have the first say   .>>special thanx goes 2>Upul Dhanuka 4 sending me his creation</blockquote>

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