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<blockquote data-quote="chamika123" data-source="post: 828256" data-attributes="member: 49101"><p>>The Five Minute Management Course</p><p>></p><p>>Lesson 1</p><p>></p><p>>A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her</p><p>>shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a</p><p>>towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob,</p><p>>the next-door neighbor.</p><p>></p><p>>Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that</p><p>>towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and</p><p>>stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and</p><p>>leaves.</p><p>></p><p>>The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she</p><p>>gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the</p><p>>next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say</p><p>>anything about the $800 he owes me?"</p><p>></p><p>>Moral of the story :</p><p>></p><p>>If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with</p><p>>your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable</p><p>>exposure.</p><p>></p><p>>Lesson 2</p><p>></p><p>>A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing</p><p>>her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After</p><p>>controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.</p><p>></p><p>>The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand.</p><p>>But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun</p><p>>once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"</p><p>></p><p>>The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."</p><p>></p><p>>Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.</p><p>></p><p>>On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It</p><p>>said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."</p><p>></p><p>>Moral of the story:</p><p>></p><p>>If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great</p><p>>opportunity.</p><p>></p><p>>Lesson 3</p><p>></p><p>>A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to</p><p>>lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes</p><p>>out.</p><p>></p><p>>The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."</p><p>></p><p>>"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the</p><p>> Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."</p><p>></p><p>>Puff! She's gone.</p><p>></p><p>>"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii ,</p><p>>relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of</p><p>>Pina Coladas and the love of my life."</p><p>></p><p>>Puff! He's gone.</p><p>></p><p>>"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.</p><p>></p><p>>The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."</p><p>></p><p>>Moral of the story :</p><p>></p><p>>Always let your boss have the first say .</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>special thanx goes 2</p><p>>Upul Dhanuka 4 sending me his creation</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chamika123, post: 828256, member: 49101"] >The Five Minute Management Course > >Lesson 1 > >A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her >shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a >towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, >the next-door neighbor. > >Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that >towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and >stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and >leaves. > >The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she >gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the >next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say >anything about the $800 he owes me?" > >Moral of the story : > >If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with >your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable >exposure. > >Lesson 2 > >A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing >her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After >controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. > >The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. >But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun >once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" > >The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." > >Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. > >On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It >said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory." > >Moral of the story: > >If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great >opportunity. > >Lesson 3 > >A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to >lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes >out. > >The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish." > >"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the > Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." > >Puff! She's gone. > >"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii , >relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of >Pina Coladas and the love of my life." > >Puff! He's gone. > >"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. > >The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch." > >Moral of the story : > >Always let your boss have the first say . > > special thanx goes 2 >Upul Dhanuka 4 sending me his creation [/QUOTE]
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