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Message: <blockquote data-quote="mbj" data-source="post: 1227510" data-attributes="member: 16263">Stage 1 - SMARTThis is when you suddenly become anexpert on every subject in the knownUniverse.You know everything and want to passon your knowledge to anyone who willlisten.At this stage you are always RIGHT.And of course the person you aretalking to is very WRONG.This makes for an interesting argumentwhen both parties are SMART.Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKINGThis is when you realise that you arethe BEST LOOKING person in the entirebar and that people fancy you.You can go up to a perfect strangerknowing they fancy you and really wantto talk to you.Bear in mind that you are still SMART,so you can talk to this person aboutany subject under the sun.Stage 3 - RICHThis is when you suddenly become therichest person in the world.You can buy drinks for the entire barbecause you have an armoured truckfull of money parked behind the bar.You can also make bets at this stage,because of course, you are stillSMART, so naturally you will win allyour bets.It doesn't matter how much youbet 'cos you are RICH.You will also buy drinks for everyonethat you fancy, because now you arethe BEST LOOKING person in the world.Stage 4 - BULLET PROOFYou are now ready to pick fights withanyone and everyone especially thosewith whom you have been betting orarguing.This is because nothing can hurt you.At this point you can also go up tothe partners of the people who youfancy and challenge to a battle ofwits or money.You have no fear of losing this battlebecause you are SMART, you are RICHand hell, you're BETTER LOOKING thanthey are anyway!Stage 5 - INVISIBLEThis is the Final Stage of Drunkenness.At this point you can do anythingbecause NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You danceon a table to impress the people whoyou fancy because the rest of thepeople in the room cannot see you.You are also invisible to the personwho wants to fight you.You can walk through the streetsinging at the top of your lungsbecause no one can see or hear you andbecause you're still SMART you knowall the words.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /></blockquote>

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