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Message: <blockquote data-quote="GRO_MAX" data-source="post: 5847543" data-attributes="member: 229042"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">     <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #808080">Yesterday I was having some work done at the workshop. A woman came in and asked for a <strong>'seven-hundred- ten'</strong>.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #808080">    </span></span></span>   </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">        </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">    <span style="color: gray"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred- ten?"</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: gray"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">    </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: gray"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: gray"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">    </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: gray"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !!</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: gray"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">    </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: gray"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">    He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a <strong>710 </strong>on this car?"</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: gray"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">    </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: gray"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">    She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: gray"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">    </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: gray"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">    Now go to the photo below to learn what a <strong>710 </strong>is..........</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">    <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">    <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">....</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">    <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">    <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">    <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">    <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">    <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">    <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">    <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">    <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">    <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">    <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">    <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">    <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">    <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">    <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">....</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">    <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">    <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">    <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">    <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">    <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">    <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">    <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">    <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">    <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">.<img src="http://docs.google.com/File?id=df3w259n_1k7nb4dhb_b" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">Women ? The mechanic fainted!!</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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