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<blockquote data-quote="$ρąяЌ¥" data-source="post: 12062835" data-attributes="member: 391255"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">Man - Hello, is this 911 emergency service?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">911 - Yes sir, what is your problem?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">Man - I had a CONDOM in my wallet for an emergency issues. But my baby has swallowed it right now. He is 6 years. I need your help.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue">911 - Please give us your address.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red">Man - &^*&(*()*)*_)*)&*)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue">911 - Ok sir, we will be there as soon as we can.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">(After 5 Minutes he calls back)</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue">911 - Hello, this is 911 emergency service.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red">Man - I'm the one who had that CONDOM issue. No need to come. I found another CONDOM. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">911 - <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="$ρąяЌ¥, post: 12062835, member: 391255"] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]Man - Hello, is this 911 emergency service?[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]911 - Yes sir, what is your problem?[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]Man - I had a CONDOM in my wallet for an emergency issues. But my baby has swallowed it right now. He is 6 years. I need your help.[/COLOR] [COLOR="blue"]911 - Please give us your address.[/COLOR] [COLOR="red"]Man - &^*&(*()*)*_)*)&*)[/COLOR] [COLOR="blue"]911 - Ok sir, we will be there as soon as we can.[/COLOR] (After 5 Minutes he calls back) [COLOR="blue"]911 - Hello, this is 911 emergency service.[/COLOR] [COLOR="red"]Man - I'm the one who had that CONDOM issue. No need to come. I found another CONDOM. [/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]911 - :confused:[/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR="Blue"][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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