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<blockquote data-quote="yoshrox" data-source="post: 3386533" data-attributes="member: 125979"><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #33ccff"><strong>Equation 1</strong></span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> Donkey = eat + sleep</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> Therefore,</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> Human = Donkey + work + enjoy</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> Therefore,</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> Human - enjoy = Donkey + work</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> In other words,</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #3333ff">Human that doesn't know</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #3333ff">to enjoy = Donkey that work</span></span></span></p><p></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600"><strong>Equation 2</strong></span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> Men = eat + sleep + earn money</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> Donkeys = eat + sleep</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> Therefore,</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> Men = Donkeys + earn money</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> Therefore,</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> Men - earn money = Donkeys</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> In other words,</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000">Men that don't earn money = Donkeys</span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #009900"><strong>Equation 3</strong></span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> Women = eat + sleep + spend</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> Donkeys = eat + sleep</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> Therefore,gu</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> Women = Donkeys + spend</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> Therefore,</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> Women - spend = Donkeys</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> In other words,</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"> Women that don't spend = Donkeys</span></span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> To Conclude:</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> From </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff6600">Equation 2</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> and </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #009900">Equation 3</span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6600cc">Postulate 1</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px">)</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #33ccff">Postulate 2</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px">)</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> So, we have?</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #993399">Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px">!</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="yoshrox, post: 3386533, member: 125979"] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#33ccff][B]Equation 1[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] Donkey = eat + sleep[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] Therefore,[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] Human = Donkey + work + enjoy[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] Therefore,[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] Human - enjoy = Donkey + work[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] In other words,[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#3333ff]Human that doesn't know[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#3333ff]to enjoy = Donkey that work[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff6600][B]Equation 2[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] Men = eat + sleep + earn money[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] Donkeys = eat + sleep[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] Therefore,[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] Men = Donkeys + earn money[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] Therefore,[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] Men - earn money = Donkeys[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] In other words,[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc0000]Men that don't earn money = Donkeys[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#009900][B]Equation 3[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] Women = eat + sleep + spend[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] Donkeys = eat + sleep[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] Therefore,gu[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] Women = Donkeys + spend[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] Therefore,[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] Women - spend = Donkeys[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] In other words,[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc33cc] Women that don't spend = Donkeys[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] To Conclude:[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] From [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff6600]Equation 2[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=2] and [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#009900]Equation 3[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! ([/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#6600cc]Postulate 1[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=2])[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! ([/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#33ccff]Postulate 2[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=2])[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] So, we have?[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#993399]Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=2]![/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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