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Message: <blockquote data-quote="samanali1987" data-source="post: 2898220" data-attributes="member: 115646"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!'</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob,</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">news and so I knew he would jump.'</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The blond replied, <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Bob took the money</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">...</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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