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<blockquote data-quote="ywicky" data-source="post: 9349601" data-attributes="member: 34584"><p><strong>Tricked Him</strong></p><p></p><p>One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends.</p><p></p><p>She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing trees.</p><p></p><p>The boy says to the girl: "Go on climb that tree."</p><p></p><p>The girls climbs up and the boy just stands there and looks up to the girls pants.</p><p></p><p>After a while the girl goes home and tells her mum about what happened.</p><p></p><p>Her mum says: "oh my stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants."</p><p></p><p>The next day she went out again with her skirt on and met THAT boy again.</p><p></p><p>He told her to climb again and she did.</p><p></p><p>when she got home she tells her mum what happened again and her mum says: "My stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants."</p><p></p><p>The girl replied and said: "No actually I tricked him, this time i did not wear any pants!" </p><p></p><p>-----------------------------------</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>First Thing to do after Jail</strong></p><p></p><p>Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car.</p><p></p><p>The only thing he said was, "F.F."</p><p></p><p>His wife turned to him and answered, "E.F."</p><p></p><p>Out on the highway, he said, "F.F."</p><p></p><p>She responded simply, "E.F."</p><p></p><p>He repeated, "F.F."</p><p></p><p>She again replied, "E.F."</p><p></p><p>"Mom! Dad!" their son yelled. "What's going on?"</p><p></p><p>Bad Bernie answered, "Your mother wants to eat first!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ywicky, post: 9349601, member: 34584"] [B]Tricked Him[/B] One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing trees. The boy says to the girl: "Go on climb that tree." The girls climbs up and the boy just stands there and looks up to the girls pants. After a while the girl goes home and tells her mum about what happened. Her mum says: "oh my stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants." The next day she went out again with her skirt on and met THAT boy again. He told her to climb again and she did. when she got home she tells her mum what happened again and her mum says: "My stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants." The girl replied and said: "No actually I tricked him, this time i did not wear any pants!" ----------------------------------- [B] First Thing to do after Jail[/B] Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car. The only thing he said was, "F.F." His wife turned to him and answered, "E.F." Out on the highway, he said, "F.F." She responded simply, "E.F." He repeated, "F.F." She again replied, "E.F." "Mom! Dad!" their son yelled. "What's going on?" Bad Bernie answered, "Your mother wants to eat first!" [/QUOTE]
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