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<blockquote data-quote="ywicky" data-source="post: 9349616" data-attributes="member: 34584"><p><strong>The Goodnight Kiss</strong></p><p></p><p>One night a guy takes his girlfriend home.</p><p></p><p>They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny.</p><p></p><p>With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her "Darling, would you give me a blow job?"</p><p></p><p>Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"</p><p></p><p>Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"</p><p></p><p>Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"</p><p></p><p>Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"</p><p></p><p>Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"</p><p></p><p>Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much!"</p><p></p><p>Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"</p><p></p><p>Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"</p><p></p><p>Her: "No, no. I just can't"</p><p></p><p>Him: "I beg you... "</p><p></p><p>Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says:</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red">"Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom..</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ywicky, post: 9349616, member: 34584"] [B]The Goodnight Kiss[/B] One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her "Darling, would you give me a blow job?" Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" Her: "No way. It's just too risky!" Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much!" Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!" Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?" Her: "No, no. I just can't" Him: "I beg you... " Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says: [COLOR="Red"]"Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom..[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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