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<blockquote data-quote="gazaly" data-source="post: 8402419" data-attributes="member: 10197"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">A Manager, his Assistant, one old woman and her young daughter are traveling in a train and during the course of time get themselves introduced to each other and become temporary friends. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">The women and the Assistant are sitting there looking perplexed. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">The Manager is bending o;er holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: blue">The Old woman is thinking:</span></strong> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">These Managers are all crazy after girls. He must have kissed my daughter in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: blue">The Young girl is thinking:</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The Manager must have tried to kiss me but kissed my mother instead and got slapped.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>The Manager is thinking:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Damn it. My Assistant must have kissed the young girl. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">The Assistant is thinking:</span></strong> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap my Manager again. The Rascal keeps harassing me in the Office.</span> </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gazaly, post: 8402419, member: 10197"] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="blue"][SIZE="4"]A Manager, his Assistant, one old woman and her young daughter are traveling in a train and during the course of time get themselves introduced to each other and become temporary friends. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and the Assistant are sitting there looking perplexed. The Manager is bending o;er holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.[/SIZE][/COLOR][SIZE="4"][/SIZE] [B][COLOR="blue"]The Old woman is thinking:[/COLOR][/B] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]These Managers are all crazy after girls. He must have kissed my daughter in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.[/FONT] [B][COLOR="blue"]The Young girl is thinking:[/COLOR][/B] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]The Manager must have tried to kiss me but kissed my mother instead and got slapped.[/FONT] [COLOR="blue"][B]The Manager is thinking:[/B][/COLOR] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Damn it. My Assistant must have kissed the young girl. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.[/FONT] [B][COLOR="Blue"]The Assistant is thinking:[/COLOR][/B] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap my Manager again. The Rascal keeps harassing me in the Office.[/FONT] [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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