A very mischievous kid chased another, hit him and theft all his money.
Bad boy :- "Ask that bitch mom of yours to give you more money or i'll kick ur ass
even more"
He (bad boy) went home and told his mom; "Mom i want a bicycle for this Christmas.
and i want a black one"
Mom : "Go and write a letter to God saying how you behave through out this year
tell him why you want a bicycle"
The bad boy put his tongue out and insulted the statue of Jesus hung on the wall and went to his room.
He's now writing a letter : "Dear God, i have been a very good boy this year and i
want you to send me a bicycle"
He remembers what he did throughout the year; kicking the d**k of one boy.
He writes again : "Dear God, i have been a good boy this year and i want you to
send me a bicycle"
Again he remembers what he did ; breaking a glass of a house.
He writes again; "God i know i haven't been a good boy this year. And i will be a
good boy if you send me a bike"
He remembers how he planned to set fire to a cat.
He says to himself :"fuck this, i have a better idea"
He goes to the local Church and huge sounds comes inside the church.The bad boy comes out the church with a wrapped thing in a cart. He carries it home and unties it. He has stolen Mother Maria and he writes to God :
"God I got your mama, if you want to see her again, send me a bike"
Bad boy :- "Ask that bitch mom of yours to give you more money or i'll kick ur ass
even more"
He (bad boy) went home and told his mom; "Mom i want a bicycle for this Christmas.
and i want a black one"
Mom : "Go and write a letter to God saying how you behave through out this year
tell him why you want a bicycle"
The bad boy put his tongue out and insulted the statue of Jesus hung on the wall and went to his room.
He's now writing a letter : "Dear God, i have been a very good boy this year and i
want you to send me a bicycle"
He remembers what he did throughout the year; kicking the d**k of one boy.
He writes again : "Dear God, i have been a good boy this year and i want you to
send me a bicycle"
Again he remembers what he did ; breaking a glass of a house.
He writes again; "God i know i haven't been a good boy this year. And i will be a
good boy if you send me a bike"
He remembers how he planned to set fire to a cat.
He says to himself :"fuck this, i have a better idea"
He goes to the local Church and huge sounds comes inside the church.The bad boy comes out the church with a wrapped thing in a cart. He carries it home and unties it. He has stolen Mother Maria and he writes to God :
"God I got your mama, if you want to see her again, send me a bike"
