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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sayo" data-source="post: 22415514" data-attributes="member: 315422">A Corporate Story:      Every day, a small <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🐜" title="Ant    :ant:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f41c.png" data-shortname=":ant:" /> Ant arrives  at work very early and starts work immediately.          <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🐜" title="Ant    :ant:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f41c.png" data-shortname=":ant:" /> She produces  a lot and she was happy.     The Chief, <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🐯" title="Tiger face    :tiger:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f42f.png" data-shortname=":tiger:" /> a Tiger, was surprised  to see that <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🐜" title="Ant    :ant:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f41c.png" data-shortname=":ant:" /> the Ant was working without supervision.      <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🐯" title="Tiger face    :tiger:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f42f.png" data-shortname=":tiger:" />  He thought if the <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🐜" title="Ant    :ant:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f41c.png" data-shortname=":ant:" /> Ant can produce so  much without supervision, wouldn’t she produce even more if she had a supervisor!      So <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🐯" title="Tiger face    :tiger:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f42f.png" data-shortname=":tiger:" /> he recruited a <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🐝" title="Honeybee    :bee:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f41d.png" data-shortname=":bee:" /> Bee who had extensive experience as <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="👷" title="Construction worker    :construction_worker:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f477.png" data-shortname=":construction_worker:" /> supervisor and who was  famous for <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="📝" title="Memo    :pencil:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f4dd.png" data-shortname=":pencil:" /> writing  excellent reports.     The <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🐝" title="Honeybee    :bee:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f41d.png" data-shortname=":bee:" /> Bee’s first decision was to set up a  <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🔔" title="Bell    :bell:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f514.png" data-shortname=":bell:" /> clocking in attendance system.        <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🐝" title="Honeybee    :bee:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f41d.png" data-shortname=":bee:" /> He also needed a secretary to help him write and type his reports and he  recruited a <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🐇" title="Rabbit    :rabbit2:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f407.png" data-shortname=":rabbit2:" />Rabbit , who managed the archives and monitored ☎ all phone calls.      <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🐯" title="Tiger face    :tiger:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f42f.png" data-shortname=":tiger:" /> The Tiger was delighted with the <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🐝" title="Honeybee    :bee:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f41d.png" data-shortname=":bee:" /> Bee's reports and asked him to produce <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="📊" title="Bar chart    :bar_chart:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f4ca.png" data-shortname=":bar_chart:" /> graphs  to describe production rates and to analyse  <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="📉" title="Chart decreasing    :chart_with_downwards_trend:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f4c9.png" data-shortname=":chart_with_downwards_trend:" /> trends, so that he could use them for <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="📁" title="File folder    :file_folder:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f4c1.png" data-shortname=":file_folder:" /> presentations at Board‘s meetings.     So the <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🐝" title="Honeybee    :bee:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f41d.png" data-shortname=":bee:" /> Bee had to buy a <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="💻" title="Laptop computer    :computer:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f4bb.png" data-shortname=":computer:" /> new computer and a  Laser printer and recruited a <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🐈" title="Cat    :cat2:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f408.png" data-shortname=":cat2:" /> Cat to manage the <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🌐" title="Globe with meridians    :globe_with_meridians:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f310.png" data-shortname=":globe_with_meridians:" /> IT department.      The<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🐜" title="Ant    :ant:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f41c.png" data-shortname=":ant:" /> Ant, who had once been so productive and relaxed, hated this new plethora of paperwork  and meetings which used up most of her time…!   <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🐯" title="Tiger face    :tiger:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f42f.png" data-shortname=":tiger:" />  The Tiger came to the conclusion that it was high time to nominate a person in charge of the department where the <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🐜" title="Ant    :ant:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f41c.png" data-shortname=":ant:" /> Ant worked.      The position was given to the <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🐒" title="Monkey    :monkey:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f412.png" data-shortname=":monkey:" /> Monkey, whose first decision was to buy an Air Conditioner and an ergonomic <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="💺" title="Seat    :seat:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f4ba.png" data-shortname=":seat:" /> chair for his office.        The new person in charge, <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🐒" title="Monkey    :monkey:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f412.png" data-shortname=":monkey:" /> the Monkey, also needed a <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="💻" title="Laptop computer    :computer:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f4bb.png" data-shortname=":computer:" /> computer and a personal assistant , who he brought from his previous department, to help him prepare a <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="📑" title="Bookmark tabs    :bookmark_tabs:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f4d1.png" data-shortname=":bookmark_tabs:" /> Work and <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="📃" title="Page with curl    :page_with_curl:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f4c3.png" data-shortname=":page_with_curl:" /> 'Budget Control Strategic Optimisation Plan' …     The Department where the <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🐜" title="Ant    :ant:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f41c.png" data-shortname=":ant:" /> Ant works is now a sad place, where nobody laughs anymore  and everybody has become upset...     It was at that time that the <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🐝" title="Honeybee    :bee:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f41d.png" data-shortname=":bee:" /> Bee convinced the boss, <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🐯" title="Tiger face    :tiger:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f42f.png" data-shortname=":tiger:" />  the Tiger; of the absolute necessity  to start a climatic study of the environment .       Having reviewed  the  charges  for running the <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🐜" title="Ant    :ant:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f41c.png" data-shortname=":ant:" /> Ant’s department , the <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🐯" title="Tiger face    :tiger:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f42f.png" data-shortname=":tiger:" /> Tiger  found out that  the Production   was much less than  before.     So he recruited the <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🐤" title="Baby chick    :baby_chick:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f424.png" data-shortname=":baby_chick:" /> Owl, a prestigious and renowned consultant to carry out an  audit and  suggest solutions.     <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🐤" title="Baby chick    :baby_chick:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f424.png" data-shortname=":baby_chick:" /> The Owl spent three months  in the department and came up with an enormous report, in several volumes, that concluded...                   .                   .                   .                   .       “ The Department is overstaffed ...”                   .                   .                   .                   .   Guess who the <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🐯" title="Tiger face    :tiger:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f42f.png" data-shortname=":tiger:" /> Tiger fires first?                   .                   .                   .                   .                   .          Of course, <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🐜" title="Ant    :ant:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f41c.png" data-shortname=":ant:" /> the Ant.........,          "....because she showed lack of motivation and had a negative attitude. "***********"The Characters in this fable are fictitious; any resemblance to real people or  facts within the Corporation is not a coincidence"This is really worth reading.(source - email) </blockquote>

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