A Corporate Story:
Every day, a small
Ant arrives at work very early and starts work immediately.
She produces a lot and she was happy.
The Chief,
a Tiger, was surprised to see that
the Ant was working without supervision.
He thought if the
Ant can produce so much without supervision, wouldn’t she produce even more if she had a supervisor!
So
he recruited a
Bee who had extensive experience as
supervisor and who was famous for
writing excellent reports.
The
Bee’s first decision was to set up a
clocking in attendance system.
He also needed a secretary to help him write and type his reports and he recruited a
Rabbit , who managed the archives and monitored ☎ all phone calls.
The Tiger was delighted with the
Bee's reports and asked him to produce
graphs to describe production rates and to analyse
trends, so that he could use them for
presentations at Board‘s meetings.
So the
Bee had to buy a
new computer and a Laser printer and recruited a
Cat to manage the
IT department.
The
Ant, who had once been so productive and relaxed, hated this new plethora of paperwork and meetings which used up most of her time…!
The Tiger came to the conclusion that it was high time to nominate a person in charge of the department where the
Ant worked.
The position was given to the
Monkey, whose first decision was to buy an Air Conditioner and an ergonomic
chair for his office.
The new person in charge,
the Monkey, also needed a
computer and a personal assistant , who he brought from his previous department, to help him prepare a
Work and
'Budget Control Strategic Optimisation Plan' …
The Department where the
Ant works is now a sad place, where nobody laughs anymore and everybody has become upset...
It was at that time that the
Bee convinced the boss,
the Tiger; of the absolute necessity to start a climatic study of the environment .
Having reviewed the charges for running the
Ant’s department , the
Tiger found out that the Production was much less than before.
So he recruited the
Owl, a prestigious and renowned consultant to carry out an audit and suggest solutions.
The Owl spent three months in the department and came up with an enormous report, in several volumes, that concluded...
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“ The Department is overstaffed ...”
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Guess who the
Tiger fires first?
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Of course,
the Ant.........,
"....because she showed lack of motivation and had a negative attitude. "
***********"The Characters in this fable are fictitious; any resemblance to real people or facts within the Corporation is not a coincidence"
This is really worth reading.
(source - email)
Every day, a small
The Chief,
So
The
So the
The
The position was given to the
The new person in charge,
The Department where the
It was at that time that the
Having reviewed the charges for running the
So he recruited the
.
.
.
.
“ The Department is overstaffed ...”
.
.
.
.
Guess who the
.
.
.
.
.
Of course,
"....because she showed lack of motivation and had a negative attitude. "
***********"The Characters in this fable are fictitious; any resemblance to real people or facts within the Corporation is not a coincidence"
This is really worth reading.
(source - email)





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