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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sirajstc" data-source="post: 17983784" data-attributes="member: 91140"><p><span style="font-size: 12px">A husband went to the police station to file a missing persons report.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Husband: "I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Officer: "What is her height?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Husband: "Average, I guess." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Officer: "Slim or healthy?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Husband: "Not slim, but probably healthy." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Officer: "What was she wearing?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Husband: "Not sure, either a dress or a suit." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Officer: "Was she driving?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Husband: "Yes." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Officer: "Color of the car?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Husband: "Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door..."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>

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