When the MIGS start dropping bombs (sung to the tune of “London Bridge is falling down”)
When the MIGS start dropping bombs,
Dropping bombs, dropping bombs,
When the MIGS start dropping bombs,
There’ll be a ‘Big Blast!’
Take your kids and run away,
Run away, run away,
Take your kids and run away,
There’ll be a ‘Big Blast!’
Find a place to hide away,
Hide away, hide away,
Find a bunker right away,
There’ll be a ‘Big Blast!’
Just admit you’re nearest kin,
Nearest kin, nearest kin,
Don’t let any neighbours in,
There isn’t enough room within!
Don’t forget you’re ID card,
ID card, ID card,
You will need it later when,
They stop you at a check point!
When the MIGS have flown away,
Flown away, flown away,
You’ll be safe to make your way,
And live inside you’re ‘Bombed House!’
Three Blind MIG Pilots (sung to the tune of “Three Blind Mice”)
Three blind MIG pilots, three blind MIG pilots,
See what they bomb, see what they bomb,
They bombed a house that had people inside,
And said they blasted a terrorist camp,
Did you ever see such a thing in you’re life,
As the three blind MIG pilots.
Oh You Deadly Cyanide (sung to the tune of “Oh My Darling Clementine”)
Round my neck there hangs a chain,
And on it’s end there is a vial,
It is small and looks quite deadly,
And we call it cyanide!
Oh you deadly, oh you deadly,
Oh you deadly cyanide,
You don’t taste good like a toffee,
But for suicide, you’re just fine!
Bah! Bah! Arms Dealer! (sung to the tune of “Bah! Bah! Black Sheep!”)
Bah! Bah! Arms dealer have you any bribes?
Yes sir! Yes sir!
Four money bags full!
One for the ‘Commander in Chief,’
And three for his three brothers,
And none for the village boy who fights in the north!
Mary’s father had a ‘White Van!’ (sung to the tune of “Mary had a little lamb”)
Mary’s father had a ‘White Van,’
It was as white as snow!
And everywhere their neighbour went,
The van was sure to follow!
It followed him to work one day,
And then abducted him,
His family searched high and low,
But there was no trace of him!
The police say that ‘Aliens’
May have abducted him!
Only Chinese men with ponytails,
Would believe such a thing!
http://srilankalandoftheblind.blogspot.com/
When the MIGS start dropping bombs,
Dropping bombs, dropping bombs,
When the MIGS start dropping bombs,
There’ll be a ‘Big Blast!’
Take your kids and run away,
Run away, run away,
Take your kids and run away,
There’ll be a ‘Big Blast!’
Find a place to hide away,
Hide away, hide away,
Find a bunker right away,
There’ll be a ‘Big Blast!’
Just admit you’re nearest kin,
Nearest kin, nearest kin,
Don’t let any neighbours in,
There isn’t enough room within!
Don’t forget you’re ID card,
ID card, ID card,
You will need it later when,
They stop you at a check point!
When the MIGS have flown away,
Flown away, flown away,
You’ll be safe to make your way,
And live inside you’re ‘Bombed House!’
Three Blind MIG Pilots (sung to the tune of “Three Blind Mice”)
Three blind MIG pilots, three blind MIG pilots,
See what they bomb, see what they bomb,
They bombed a house that had people inside,
And said they blasted a terrorist camp,
Did you ever see such a thing in you’re life,
As the three blind MIG pilots.
Oh You Deadly Cyanide (sung to the tune of “Oh My Darling Clementine”)
Round my neck there hangs a chain,
And on it’s end there is a vial,
It is small and looks quite deadly,
And we call it cyanide!
Oh you deadly, oh you deadly,
Oh you deadly cyanide,
You don’t taste good like a toffee,
But for suicide, you’re just fine!
Bah! Bah! Arms Dealer! (sung to the tune of “Bah! Bah! Black Sheep!”)
Bah! Bah! Arms dealer have you any bribes?
Yes sir! Yes sir!
Four money bags full!
One for the ‘Commander in Chief,’
And three for his three brothers,
And none for the village boy who fights in the north!
Mary’s father had a ‘White Van!’ (sung to the tune of “Mary had a little lamb”)
Mary’s father had a ‘White Van,’
It was as white as snow!
And everywhere their neighbour went,
The van was sure to follow!
It followed him to work one day,
And then abducted him,
His family searched high and low,
But there was no trace of him!
The police say that ‘Aliens’
May have abducted him!
Only Chinese men with ponytails,
Would believe such a thing!
http://srilankalandoftheblind.blogspot.com/
