A test for being drunk

bokka

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  • Jul 16, 2006
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    A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.

    He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."

    The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."

    "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."

    "Well, then we need a urine sample."

    "I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."

    "Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."

    "I can't do that, officer."

    "Why not?"

    "Because I'm too drunk to do that!"