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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Moe85" data-source="post: 6124681" data-attributes="member: 242802">>Once there was a Genie. A woman saw him.>>The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said,>"Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth.>I'm a one-wish genie.">So... what'll it be?">>The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle>East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with>each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans>and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."> >The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be>reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of>years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred>years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done.>Make another wish and please be reasonable."> >The woman thought for a minute and said,>"Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's>considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is>great in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports>all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for.. a good man."> >The genie let out a huge sigh and said,>"Let me see the fucking map again."</blockquote>

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