>Once there was a Genie. A woman saw him.
>
>The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said,
>"Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth.
>I'm a one-wish genie."
>So... what'll it be?"
>
>The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle
>East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with
>each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans
>and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."
>
>The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be
>reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of
>years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred
>years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done.
>Make another wish and please be reasonable."
>
>The woman thought for a minute and said,
>"Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's
>considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is
>great in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports
>all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for.. a good man."
>
>The genie let out a huge sigh and said,
>"Let me see the fucking map again."
>
>The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said,
>"Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth.
>I'm a one-wish genie."
>So... what'll it be?"
>
>The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle
>East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with
>each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans
>and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."
>
>The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be
>reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of
>years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred
>years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done.
>Make another wish and please be reasonable."
>
>The woman thought for a minute and said,
>"Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's
>considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is
>great in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports
>all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for.. a good man."
>
>The genie let out a huge sigh and said,
>"Let me see the fucking map again."
