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Message: <blockquote data-quote="crazy_girl" data-source="post: 3794870" data-attributes="member: 479"><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 26px">All u want to know about MEN</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">What is the similarity between a shrimp and a man?</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">You can enjoy all but the head</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">What is the similarity between a dolphin and a man?</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">They are both said to be intelligent, but no one can prove this.</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">What is the similarity between a microwave oven and a man?</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">They both get hot in 15 seconds</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Why can't a man be both good-looking and intelligent?</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Because that would make him a woman.</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Why is a man's brain the size of a peanut?</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Because it is swollen.</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Why are batteries better than men?</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Batteries have at least one positive end.</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Why does it take one million sperm to fertilise one egg?</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Because sperm are male and they refuse to ask directions.</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Why are men like the letter Q?</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Because it is a big fat zero with a small protrusion.</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Why do fewer women get married these days?</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Because they would rather have bacon in the fridge, than a pig in the</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">living room.</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">What is the similarity between a video recorder and a man?</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">They go forwards, backwards, forwards, backwards, stop and eject!</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Why is the male intelligence worth more than the female?</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">It is rarer.</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Why do men prefer to marry virgins?</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">They cannot handle the criticism.</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">What do you call an attractive intelligent and sensitive man?</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">A rumour.</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Why don't men go through menopause?</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">They never left puberty.</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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