Absent-Minded people
An absent- minded shop-keeper came back after lunch to see a large sign on his shop saying – OUT FOR LUNCH. So, he sat down & waited for himself.
Wife – do you realize dear that 25 years ago we were engaged on this very day.
AM Husband - God! You should have reminded me, it’s certainly time we got married.
Did you hear about the absent-minded professor who sat down before the mirror wondering where he had seen himself before???
Wife - Where is the car??
Professor – Did I take it out??
Wife – Yes you drove it 2 school this morning.
Professor – I suppose you are right dear, I got down & turned to thank the one who had given me a lift & wondered where he had gone??
An absent- minded shop-keeper came back after lunch to see a large sign on his shop saying – OUT FOR LUNCH. So, he sat down & waited for himself.Wife – do you realize dear that 25 years ago we were engaged on this very day.
AM Husband - God! You should have reminded me, it’s certainly time we got married.
Did you hear about the absent-minded professor who sat down before the mirror wondering where he had seen himself before???
Wife - Where is the car??
Professor – Did I take it out??
Wife – Yes you drove it 2 school this morning.
Professor – I suppose you are right dear, I got down & turned to thank the one who had given me a lift & wondered where he had gone??
