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<blockquote data-quote="dumidishan" data-source="post: 3255793" data-attributes="member: 102814"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkred">Absent-Minded people</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> An absent- minded shop-keeper came back after lunch to see a large sign on his shop saying – OUT FOR LUNCH. So, he sat down & waited for himself.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Wife – do you realize dear that 25 years ago we were engaged on this very day. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">AM Husband - God! You should have reminded me, it’s certainly time we got married.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Did you hear about the absent-minded professor who sat down before the mirror wondering where he had seen himself before???</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Wife - Where is the car??</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Professor – Did I take it out??</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Wife – Yes you drove it 2 school this morning.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Professor – I suppose you are right dear, I got down & turned to thank the one who had given me a lift & wondered where he had gone??</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dumidishan, post: 3255793, member: 102814"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=darkred]Absent-Minded people[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]:lol: :lol: ;) An absent- minded shop-keeper came back after lunch to see a large sign on his shop saying – OUT FOR LUNCH. So, he sat down & waited for himself.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]Wife – do you realize dear that 25 years ago we were engaged on this very day. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]AM Husband - God! You should have reminded me, it’s certainly time we got married.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]Did you hear about the absent-minded professor who sat down before the mirror wondering where he had seen himself before???[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]Wife - Where is the car??[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]Professor – Did I take it out??[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]Wife – Yes you drove it 2 school this morning.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]Professor – I suppose you are right dear, I got down & turned to thank the one who had given me a lift & wondered where he had gone??[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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